Wednesday, October 28, 2009

By the Numbers

Paid for a half-gallon (1.89L) of Orange Juice at liquor store: US$3.75.

Number of Kleenexes consumed in a recent 24-hr. period: 90. (Says so on the empty box.)

Phillies 6, Yankees 1.

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