Signs of the impending heat-death of the universe: Not only did we shower yesterday, we did today as well. And shaved!! It may happen again tomorrow, though we don't advise any wagering on it.
We do have to get up & go somewhere other than four paces across the bunker to the devil-box (& at an ungawdly hour) so we're caught between water flow/negative ion bombardment to get us going, or staying in the sack another X mins. before absolutely having to get up.
We hate decisions, other than when we hold someone's life in our hands. (Those are easy: Thumbs down, off w/ their heads!!)
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