Monday, September 7, 2009

These Do Not Deserve To Be Called "News Alerts"

The Old Gray Lady cries "Wolf!!":
Melanie Oudin Beats Nadia Petrova to Reach Quarter Finals at U.S. Open
Twice:
Former Representative Joseph P. Kennedy II Won't Seek Senate Seat, A.P. Reports
Here's a motherfucking clue, publishers of Ross Douthat: If it doesn't involve the death of a famous & important person, or a hell of a lot of shit blowing up w/ concomitant deaths, it just isn't worth alerting us!!

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