Monday, August 17, 2009

Prison Planet (You Have The Right To Purchase Tylenol And/Or Maalox)

Where the hell did we leave off? Already made it to pp. 4 & 5? Then it's 6 & 7."You may be charged $3.00 for a sick call visit." "You may purchase Tylenol and/or Maalox at Pill Call. Each dose is .50 cents." Fucking free market paradise in there, innit?
"If you feel depressed, or have thoughts of harming yourself, you are encouraged to contact any staff member." And harm them until the thoughts go away.

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