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Thursday, August 6, 2009

Open Letter To The Bagel Council Of America

Dear Bagel People:
Please make the effing sesame seeds on your stinking bagels adhere to the damn things a little better, as we're sick & tired of picking sesame seeds from our keyboard, among many surfaces.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
America's Concerned Bagel End-User Community.
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3 comments:

  1. Substance McGravitas06 August, 2009 18:50

    Think of the poor ants. What do they get?

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  2. Another Kiwi06 August, 2009 20:41

    They get exploited by the rich ants I suppose

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  3. M. Bouffant06 August, 2009 22:56

    The Ministry of Animal Life Responds:

    No ants here in the M. Bouffant socialist paradise. Only non-productive vermin like roaches & flies need apply.

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