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Sunday, August 16, 2009

The Last Trumpet A Novel by Dr. Bruce E. Powell

You can't find this on the Internetz, & there's a very good reason you can't. Doesn't stop us. Hell, that makes it better. We'll be overwhelmed w/ people who can't wait for the next installment of this epic, like the crowds at the New York docks a couple of centuries back, eagerly awaiting the next part of a serialized Dickens novel.

Alternately, no one notices except Dr. Bruce E. Powell's or Sterling House Publisher's attorneys, & we're in big trouble. Although if anyone were willing to admit they had either written or published this mass market monstrosity, we'd be happy just to get a good look at them, even if it were in a legal context.

So, w/o further ado, we give you one of the worst-written (yet published nonetheless) manuscripts in human history.Crap, we've never gotten beyond page three of this load, but it's just as bad as remembered. It can't get any better either!The very best two sentences & one fragment so far, enlarged for the wretched & aging:
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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous27 May, 2010 21:13

    lol. i know it is bad, but you know that the printer is at fault not the author, right? met the man years ago, and he was pissed that they printed the galley, and charged him for the 5,000 copies they screwed up.

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