Friday, July 31, 2009

Another Tease

Quite possibly the most poorly-written book ever published by a non-vanity publisher, this copy of The Last Trumpet was actually purchased by one of the two national brick & mortar book-selling chains, & stolen therefrom by a former employee thereof. It's shame to break the spine of a first printing like this, but let's try a page or two. (Always leave them wanting more.) Page six here takes place not long after The Rapture has occurred (page one) & ... oh, one really can't explain this: It must be read.Expect more chilling excerpts from this "theologically sound" opus in the near future.

2 comments:

  1. Dr. Bruce runs free, while the police tase a deaf guy for taking too long in the bathroom?
    ~

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  2. Toilet & Policing Editor Thinks:

    Other people have to "go" too. The policeman is always right, & must always be obeyed.

    Deaf people should quit making those rude signs. We know they're talking about us.

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