Thursday, June 25, 2009

In All The Excitement Of Grim Mortality ...

... this has been overlooked.
Shaquille O'Neal Traded to Cleveland Cavaliers In a bold stroke aimed at winning the championship, the Cleveland Cavaliers acquired Shaquille O'Neal from the Phoenix Suns in a multiplayer trade that will have ramifications across the N.B.A. The deal gives Cleveland a second star to share some of the offensive burden with LeBron James. Read More: http://www.nytimes.com/?emc=na

2 comments:

  1. Maybe they can convince Shaq to fall on the opponents and crush them some time during the games.

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  2. Armchair Athletics Editor Answers:

    We're pretty sure the only play he can run any more is indeed the "Flop & Squash." After which "King James" will leave the court w/o shaking anyone's hand, adding insult to injury.

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