Two chapter titles from our up-coming best-seller
"How Come I Ain't Married? Funny You Should Ask. Set Yerse'f Down Fer A Minute Or Two & I'll Tell Ya."
I still secretly eat it when my spouse goes on business trips.
My spouse won’t let it in the house.
These sad titles from two commenters at Sadly, No! Thanks for reminding us why we're single, lonely, & loving it.
Oh, the forbidden "it?"
Kraft® Macaroni & Cheese. Yikes. Family food fascism.
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