It's common knowledge that those digital tee vee signal conversion boxes are a mind control thing that now-President Obama started. (And he did it a couple of yrs. before he was thinking of running for the presidency. Now do you see the evidence of this conspiracy?) No surprise, therefore, that the Fascist Control Commission claims it can get into your house sans warrant & see how you've been taking the instructions from your new negro overlord. The Fourth Amendment's all well & good, but spurious emissions are serious business.
Elements of Style©: Should "negro" be capitalized? Damn, we never thought the rise of the neo-Birchers would bring back usage questions like that.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Brain Police
It's common knowledge that those digital tee vee signal conversion boxes are a mind control thing that now-President Obama started. (And he did it a couple of yrs. before he was thinking of running for the presidency. Now do you see the evidence of this conspiracy?) No surprise, therefore, that the Fascist Control Commission claims it can get into your house sans warrant & see how you've been taking the instructions from your new negro overlord. The Fourth Amendment's all well & good, but spurious emissions are serious business.
Elements of Style©: Should "negro" be capitalized? Damn, we never thought the rise of the neo-Birchers would bring back usage questions like that.
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