Sunday, April 26, 2009

To Worry, Or Not To Worry?

Poorly scanned representation of an image of President Leslie Lynch King, Jr.Gerald Rudolph Ford, Jr. getting a swine flu shot in 1976.Breaking News Alert The New York Times Sunday, April 26, 2009 -- 1:47 PM ET ----- Swine Flu Prompts U.S. to Declare Public Health Emergency American health officials Sunday declared a public health emergency, saying they had confirmed 20 cases of the swine flu in the United States & expected to see more as investigators fan out to track down the path of the outbreak. Officials said that most of the cases had been mild and urged Americans not to panic. The emergency declaration frees resources for diagnosing or preventing additional cases, & releases money for more antiviral drugs. Read More [Or don't. — Ed.]: http://www.nytimes.com/?emc=na And breaking news from 30 yrs. ago (Relevant today? We link, YOU decide. Just like FOX News.)

5 comments:

  1. If it's a pandemic it'll certainly do wonders for the unemployment numbers.

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  2. Med Ed Sez:As long as it doesn't cause inflation, we're for it.

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  3. And adds:

    What up w/ the breaks on this irksome thing?

    Can we add "Fuck You, Bugger Comments" to the lexicon?

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  4. I've been using [br] tags, which don't need closing. I have been informed that you can stick line breaks inside the bold or italics tags to achieve the same result.

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  5. Pedantic Editor Answers:
    I've seen those!! Will they work? Used them for title breaks, but don't get why they are suddenly needed here.

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