An obsessed perv at Big Ho wrote a sad fantasy about her (whence the photo) & in comments we were treated to this:
Look at her face. Closely. She's the most asymmetrical female I can think of. If you measure her eyes on a horizontal plane, there must be about an inch of difference between them. Never thought she was attractive in the least.
Followed by:
I have a friend who in the early '90's was enjoying accomodations [sic] provided to him by the NY State Dept. of Corrcections [sic]. In these venues the guests watch communal TV and closely scrutinize female performers. When he made an approved early departure he needed a verifiable address to re-locate to while making his transition back into polite society, so he stayed with me. And he made the exact observation to me when SD came onscreen. He said "you'll never be able to look at her again w/o seeing that". And he was right. Jailhouse wisdom, go figure.
So, click the photo to examine closely Ms. Doherty's asymmetry. (It doesn't bother us. Adds a bit of character, if you ask. We aren't looksists!)
Tip o' the Bouffant chapeau to Righteous Bubba, who claims to have read the whole post by Big Ho's Eric Golub. Not humanly possible, we say. We hope Bubba didn't type anything on the subject. Let's check. Nope, but plenty other good stuff.
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