Friday, April 3, 2009

Nation Of Sheep: What Can I Say?

We don't generally know anything at all, because we just don't care (Wave those hands in the air!!) but we've a vague memory of absorbing info-factoids to the effect that candy stores were one of the few bright spots in the current economic euphemism. (Google it yourself, what are we, your servant?) "Nostalgia" was one of the the factors attributed to this upswing in sales. 
We have a "Retro & Nostalgic Candy & Gift Store" right here in Beautiful Downtown Internet. They seem to be preparing you for an indeterminate lifetime of eating economic shit w/ the products they proudly present here.  All of our Xmas $hopping done in April! Who could imagine?

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