Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Music Aversion Therapy

Someone (below) billing himself as "America's Tenor™" has cut a discwhose title tune, "Amazed by America," was co-written by Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Mormon). We can't imagine anyone out there would be cheating their employer just to scan this drivel, but this is not safe for anywhere.
One question: Isn't "God Bless America" enough? Do we need "God Bless the USA" as well?

5 comments:

  1. Heh. That has got to be one of the most punishing things I have ever heard.

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  2. The guy at least had the sense to limit the samples to 30 secs.

    But is it as punishing as "This Date in History?"

    It's all abuse in here, no matter what.

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  3. Ummm...sorry, hotshot. I know tenors. Tenors are friends of mine. And Steve, you're no tenor.

    Gah!!!

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  4. Hey - M - you want a bike? I have one you can have if maybe you don't mind taking it to a bike repair shop. Email me.

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  5. Music & Transport Editor Responds:

    You mean he's not "America's Tenor™?" For shame.

    We could use a bike, & there's a repair shop right down Third St. that we were thinking of visiting for a used model. Is your surplus a 10-speed or ? Looking for something gearless. Will e-mail you in a day or two. (Busy moving in, settling down & goofing off.)

    Thanks!!

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