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Monday, April 27, 2009

Consumer Products Round-Up®

Tolerable (Should not cause you to scream meaningless intensifiers at store employees.):
Trader Joe's® Chicken Tikka Marsala with Basmati Rice. Pretty yummy, & "No Gluten Ingredients Used." Whatever that means. Patchouli-drenched cretins.
From the 99.99¢ only® store (Prices are up all over.): Mrs. Freshley's® Creme Filled Cookies. Specifically, the Oatmeal Cremes. The cookies aren't that great, really (Not quite as good as Little Debbie's®, but whaddaya expect?) but the "100% Recycled Paperboard" box is an effective cockroach squashing device.
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2 comments:

  1. Larry Harmon27 April, 2009 08:25

    What??!? Cockroaches in an old apartment building in Los Angeles? I've never heard of such a thing, much less experienced it.
    P.

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  2. M. Bouffant27 April, 2009 12:56

    Insecticide Editor Responds:Yes, our bourgeois sensibilities were terribly offended.

    Another surprise: No hot water since Friday. Who could have imagined?

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