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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Rumor Mill

The internets (at least the blog-0-sphere [zero deliberate] part) are abuzz w/ rumors that M. Bouffant, the editor of the Just Another Blockhead (From L. A.)™ blog, has located an apartment in a crummy section of Los Angeles & may be able to move in by 1 April.

What this means for the system of pneumatic tubes & little tiny people inside devil-boxes world-wide is as yet uncertain, but it is suspected that once M.B. has his pasty old honky ass installed in an ancient bldg. w/ exposed brick walls & a dark hardwood floor, & the clowns at AT&T finally get the high speed tubes connected to the new World Wide HQ, there may be an outpouring of rabid hate-filled spew as has seldom been seen in the known universe.

As always, we invite all & sundry to hold their fuggin' breath until it happens.

Extra devil-box note: Blogger/Chrome spellcheck suggestions for "fuggin'": "fug gin" (Our sentiments exactly.); "figging" (Don't like figs.); "fagging" ('Zat a verb?); & "fogging." (We like to think that those sporting eye-glasses may occasionally be so horrified by the ugly truths of grim reality that are presented here that their cheaters get fogged up, as well as their panties getting in a bunch.)
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2 comments:

  1. Larry Harmon27 February, 2009 08:09

    Hey Bouff,
    Congratulations on getting your Section 8 shithole. Now you're like me, living off those tax-and-spend liberals.
    P.

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  2. M. Bouffant27 February, 2009 10:43

    Parasite & Moral Hazard Editor Replies:

    Especially as this non-profit hasn't even filed taxes since the previous millenium.

    And the bldg. may be a shithole, but the pads themselves are pretty nice.

    Wheeee!!

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