Traffic Warning

Warming the cockles of our heart.We'll be starting a car-burning campaign soon. Very soon. Many cars. Any minute now. (What's that noise in the driveway?) Every single car we can find. Even better if we can get them to explode. Drivers & passengers? Pretty much expendable. After all, it's not as if the fucking motor vehicles move around by themselves. Of course, if you automatons would stop reproducing like mayflies & purchasing shitboxes for your useless spawn to tool around in ...

If you gawd-damned people keep your fucking cars off the road, or use them only to leave town quickly, you may be spared, but our time will no longer be wasted sitting on the bus, in traffic, behind air-polluting, terror-financing (both radical Islamic extremist Moooslim terrorists, & George W. Bush/Dick Cheney-type Oil Patch terrorizers) vehicular-manslaughtering scum.

So if you (& your car) live w/in the sound of our voice, take out some "car burned up in a cool explosion" insurance, beyond the liability requirement. And if you have anything irreplaceable in your shitmobile, get it out now.  ("Hey, what's that's guy doing to my car? What the ... ?")The above gets us warm in other areas.