Marie Osmond holds her "Adora Pink Flamingo Belle" doll (L) and "Baby Elvis Military" doll during a doll signing event at the Flamingo Las Vegas, December 12, 2008. Photo: Ethan Miller/Getty ImagesThe concept of the "Baby Elvis Military" doll is alien to us &, we fervently hope, to all other decent Americans as well. The JonBenet number on the left is too hideous even to contemplate.
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I thought Elvira was dead!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteSpooky Editor Replies:
ReplyDeleteNaw, it's Vampira that's dead. Elvira's still kicking, & owns half the apartment bldgs. in Hollywood.
We think Marie may be in Mormon limbo or something; she doesn't look too lively. Hope she's not all depressed again.