Wednesday, November 5, 2008

"Real Rock" for "Real" AmeriKKKans. Who Knew? Who Cared?

Do the Math: Arena Rock + Hair Metal + Grunge + Christian Rock + Contemporary Country = Flyover Rock.
We're feeling sick already. Our least favorite genres of "rock" music, all rolled into a big "real" American ball o' dung. What further suffering? Oh. This crap has infected the retarded giant to the north, Canada. Nowhere is safe.

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