One Last Pathetic Appeal on Our Way Out the Door

Anyone knowing of apartments available w/in the City of Los Angeles is probably affiliated w/ a landlord of some kind & deserves to be shot. (And you're getting off easily, at that, parasite on the ass of humanity!) Nonetheless, the head cheese of this web log seeks a cheap (inexpensive, not crummy) place w/in said City of LA that will accept a mental patient (the quiet depressed type, not a trouble-making paranoid schizophrenic who'll chop you up in your evil landlord sleep) w/ a Section Eight housing voucher & a regular gov't. hand-out income. And a cat. Please leave all the personal contact information in the comments section, so the psycho-/socio-paths who visit here can visit you on-line as well. Thanks!! P. S.: Not a joke, just lame & desperate.