Most car surfing injuries and deaths occurred in August, and 74 percent of the incidents occurred in the Midwest and the South.Gee, we so wish we could be "real" patriotic Americans like those people. Honest to fucking gawd, we're just about in favor of a literacy test for voters in certain areas. If not a literacy test, at least require that these "real" Americans not be mouth-breathers.
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Friday, October 17, 2008
"Real" Americans: Dumb as Fucking Rocks, But Thinning the Herd
Here's another surprise, from this week's issue of Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report (one of our favorite publications): Those non-elitist plumbers, unemployed factory workers, & cousin-fuckers in the innards of our nation, the Midwest & South (Darkest AmeriKKKa) are actually this stupid.
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"Car surfing?"
ReplyDeleteCAR SURFING?
Jeebus Christ. These guys are too dumb to live. Way to cull the herd, guys.
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ReplyDeleteYou are to be congatulated for not having witnessed this before on MTV, or America's Most Moronic Videos, or whatever. It's from all that Jackass crap, we believe.