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Monday, September 1, 2008
Death to The Bosses!!!
It's Labor Day. But here in AmeriKKKa, we're special. We don't celebrate on the first of May, as the rest of the world does. No, we made up our own day, to bring summer to a crashing end.
Nonetheless, the editorial staff is taking the day off. Because the fucking public libraries are closed, & we can't afford a laptop. So there! Get the hell away from that computer & go watch telebision for a while. Or burn yourselves to death in a barbecuing accident. (Meat is murder.) Just don't expect anything from us.
2 comments:
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Dude, you're getting SSI and are paying no rent, so buy a laptop already! Or don't, if you don't want to.......
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Edit Boy Sez:
ReplyDeleteIt's been running across our tiny mind. As soon as we get one more check or some retroactive benefits we may do just that, & then spend the rest of our life in a library somewhere, a-hatin' like nobody's beeswax, & sharing it w/ all the world! (Well, maybe not all the world.)