Sunday, September 14, 2008

Annals of Lumber

We didn't dare publish anything yesterday, Sat. the 13th being too close to Fri. the 13th. Besides, between the hideous Metrolink accident & George ("It is this reporter's opinion...") Putnam dying, events have been just too overwhelming for us to add anything. As for now, "Be vewy quiet, we'uh sweeping."

5 comments:

  1. The train wreck is truly horrific.

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  2. You must really be watching TV, as I hadn't heard about George Putnam dying. He actually appeared in a film noir as himself, a pretty good one called "Fourteen Hours" with Richard Basehart.
    P.
    P.S. Did you hear that the Metrolink engineer was texting some trainspotting teenagers when he blew through the red signal?

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  3. The Editor States:

    As a regular (for the past 35 yrs.) user of L. A.'s public transit, even we are horrified.

    We had heard that the engineer was txtg w/ teens, but didn't know the context was trainspotting. Our active, smutty imagination led us to other reasons for a person of about our age (ancient, in case you don't know) to be txtg young'uns.

    We heard about G. P. on the radio, & read it in the dog-trainer. Tee vee just isn't as compelling as it used to be. (What's wrong w/ us? We truly are losing our mind.)

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  4. Oh no! Telebision isn't as compelling as it used to be??!? Bouff, speak to us! Tell us you're okay! I can't imagine you not being compelled by TV!
    P.

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  5. The Editor Responds:

    Well, it's hard to be compelled by basic, non-digital cable. Although the cable being out today has disturbed us quite a bit. And we all know it's not a good idea to disturb Malignant Bouffant, as he is already quite disturbed!!

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