1775: George III, King of England, declared the American colonies (us) in a state of "open & avowed revolution." What the fuck happened to us? Why aren't we revolting now?
1927: Sacco & Vanzetti executed.
Today's B-Days (besides the aforementioned Peabody):
Vera Miles, 78..jpg)
Barbara Eden, 74.
Kobe Bryant, 30.
Virgo
Non-Facts (Is this the first day of Virgo?):
With an acute attention to detail, Virgo is the sign in the Zodiac most dedicated to serving. Their deep sense of the humane leads them to caregiving like no other, and their methodical approach to life ensures that nothing is missed. The Virgo is often gentle and delicate, preferring to step back and analyze before moving ahead. [I. e., we Virgos are big-time procrastinators.]
Careers suited to this sign include being a doctor, nurse, psychologist, teacher, writer, and critic. [Especially critic.]
Tactile, methodical, and willing to take as long as is needed, they make excellent lovers. [That bears repeating.] Tactile, methodical, and willing to take as long as is needed, they make excellent lovers.
Virgo is most at home in the company of animals and close to nature. [Far the fuck away from you stinking humanoids, that's for damn sure!!] Virgo likes power and enjoys being the sidekick or indispensable assistant. [Mostly the power part, really. Find your own sidekick, before we kick you in the side!!]
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