Friday, August 8, 2008

That About Which We Could Not Possibly Care Any Fucking Less

John Edwards whipping it out about his whipping it out. At least it was a live human who seemed willing. Ans by the way, ladies & skanks, please stop being so available to these douchebags, just because they're powerful & whatnot. It ruins their & their families' lives, & it makes you Monica Lewinsky material for late night comedians. No one comes out ahead. Our suggestion is to try the less powerful & determinedly single. (Us, for example.) And who knows how far you could go as the girlfriend of a powerful web presence?

No comments:

Post a Comment

You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have an attorney present while you are commenting. If you cannot afford an attorney, you are "Shit Outta Luck" (SOL). Anything you type here can & may be used against you in a court of law or in a personal "beat-down" administered by a staff member or "associate" of this "web log."

The publisher thanks Google/Bugger for denecessitating verification. (Not that we need explain anything to anyone.)