Monday, August 18, 2008

Survey Says: Americans Just Plain Cretinous

A recent poll published in today's Archives of Surgery reveals that a majority of Americans probably should not be allowed out of the house w/o a helmet, & a poorly-paid 'tard minder as well, although it appears enough brain damage has already been done that it's already too late for most of them.
An eye-opening survey reveals widespread belief that divine intervention can revive dying patients. And, researchers said, doctors "need to be prepared to deal with families who are waiting for a miracle." More than half of randomly surveyed adults — 57 percent — said God's intervention could save a family member even if physicians declared treatment would be futile. And nearly three-quarters said patients have a right to demand such treatment.
Now we know why health care costs so damn much: Keeping junior on the ventilator until gawd gets around to fixin' him. As usual, there's no mention of why the "omnipotent" spook-in-the-sky allows traumas to happen in the first place, but these pathetic sheep are so happy/amazed when anyone survives trauma, even momentarily, that the others involved, who died in horrible agony, pinned in the car w/ a steel rod through their guts while they burned to death, are soon forgotten, along w/ gawd's "allowing" this to happen. The survey was taken so that trauma/emergency room personnel would understand that a majority of the people who live in this country holds these superstitions to be self-evident, meaning that the medical people must make a special effort to prove that trauma victims are damaged beyond recovery & won't be experiencing a miracle. Jeezis Hussein Christ, it's like practicing medicine in the third world!! If the natives' belief systems are threatened, they'll run away screaming "Witchcraft! Demons!!" & never return to be inoculated against beri beri or whatever.

2 comments:

  1. The other day at the hospital, one of my fellow patients who is severely schizophrenic was having a hard time, hitting himself in the head, practically melting down before my eyes, and I went to one of the nurses and asked her if there was anything I could do to help this patient. She looked at me and asked, "Do you believe in the power of prayer?"!!! I said, "Uh, no, not lately.....". I mean, this was a fucking psych nurse! Who allegedly knows how to care for mentally ill people! Needless to say, if I have any medical questions, I don't go to her, I go to the other nurse, who is a left-wing kook like me and thinks that corporate CEOs are sociopaths.....
    P.

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  2. Editorial Response:

    Truly unbelievable, & a sad confirmation.

    We may need to put some CEOs in the lock-down soon.

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