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Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Exciting New Feature (Or Boring. Really, It's All the Same.)
Announcing an occasional feature, as we continue to accentuate the negative (i. e., deal in reality) to combat the forces of foolish hope & boring optimism. We call it:
That About Which We Could Not Possibly Care Any Fucking Less
& the first entry is:
The National Football League Draft.
Like, so what, man?
2 comments:
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Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteThe possibilities are endless!
The Editor Replies:
ReplyDeletePerhaps not "brilliant," but the possibilities are virtually endless. What we really meant was: "Crap That Millions of Assholes Enjoy That Is Beneath Us."
Suggestions/nominations cheerfully accepted.