Monday, April 28, 2008

CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING

Wanted: Death's sweet release. Contact M. Bouffant via the comments.

3 comments:

  1. Certainly not.
    Don't want you causing trouble down here with your blog.

    The Devil

    ReplyDelete
  2. Certainly not.
    Don't want you causing trouble up here with your blog.

    God

    ReplyDelete
  3. Editorial Reply:

    Great, now we're getting comments from imaginary beings.

    ReplyDelete

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