Sunday, October 28, 2007

Boo, My Ass!!!

Yes, it's this Weds., Halloween, on S&M Blvd., 'twixt La Cienega & Doheny, from 1800-0000, & praise Jah it takes place on the western, monied side of town. And you'll keep your crap over there, if you know what's good for you. Masked trespassers will be shot on sight, because we don't know who you are, & are very nervous.

2 comments:

  1. Hey, Bouff, too bad the sheriffs took away your AR-7. So where were you last night? An irresistable wave of agoraphobia, perhaps?
    P.

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  2. The Editor Responds:
    No, the anti-anxiety pill I took made me take a long, unplanned nap, right here in the Armchair of Inspiration©.
    And it is a pity they took my AR-7. They'd never be able to take me alive if I still had it.

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