Current indoor temperature: 96ºF. Current desire to die quickly & painlessly: 96 on a scale of 100. Willingness to find a picture of the sun for illustrative purposes: 0. Time it takes for ice cubes to melt in glass of water: Less than 10 mins. Is there a "cooling center" for the wretched & elderly in WeHo? Who knows, but it would kill you to get there on foot. Likelihood of another item today: Ha ha ha.
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