Noblesse Oblige

von Bismarck on left, Uri Geller on right, from Geller's website. (Check it out! Mr. Geller has had his picture taken w/ every other C-list personality in the world, and posted 'em all. Mentalist, Just Another Blog's™ ass!) One of the aristocracy has at last done the right thing:

Count Gottfried von Bismarck, whose life of privileged excess as a descendant of Germany's "Iron Chancellor" was clouded by two deaths at or after his parties, has died in London. He was 44.

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Dr. Paul Knapman, presiding over an inquest at Westminster Coroner's Court, said one room of the apartment contained a "bizarre" assortment of items, including a large rubber tarpaulin on the floor, towels, lubricants, bottles of vodka and buckets of sex toys.

Danke, Gottie! And good riddance, parasite! Here's an alleged parody. Doesn't seem that parodic.