People often ask Just Another Blog™ staffers, "What the hell does that cranky weasel-dick M. Bouffant look like, anyway?" Here's your answer, not Photoshopped™, just the boss w/ his miniature polar bear, Mr. Phyllis. (No relation to Phyllis Beane-Wahl, of the Silver Lake Beane-Wahls. Mr. Bouffant says there is a story behind the name, though, and if anyone knows what it is, please tell us. Thanks.)
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
M. Bouffant
People often ask Just Another Blog™ staffers, "What the hell does that cranky weasel-dick M. Bouffant look like, anyway?" Here's your answer, not Photoshopped™, just the boss w/ his miniature polar bear, Mr. Phyllis. (No relation to Phyllis Beane-Wahl, of the Silver Lake Beane-Wahls. Mr. Bouffant says there is a story behind the name, though, and if anyone knows what it is, please tell us. Thanks.)
2 comments:
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Geez, Bouff, it looks just like you! How many hours of searching the internet did it take you to find a pic of a guy with blonde hair, glasses, a paunch, and wearing converses (not that you've worn them in recent years, actually). P.S. You're watching too much MSNBC. Get digital cable, dude!
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Herr Editor Responds:
ReplyDeleteIt's actually M. Bouffant's Yahoo! avatar, which one may create w/ one's Yahoo! (or in this case sbcblobal.net) mail, which came w/ the DSL. Perhaps a bit younger-looking than the current reality based M. Bouffant, but I don't s'pose there's much call for saggy chinned avatars. (Points for paunch honesty, though.) And note above that it comes in two sizes.
Here @ Just Another Blog™ we have MSNBC or CNN in the background most of the time as we web-surf, in case something blows up (fingers crossed, breath bated). Back to digital cable once this thing starts making big advertising $$$. (Or hell freezes over.)