Please Keep Your Legs Closed & Inside the Vehicle

AN OPEN LETTER TO BRITNEY SPEARS: Just Another Blog™ has had it with seeing your pixelated naughty parts on the telebision. If you have some sort of problem down there, involving various infections or infestations, which you, in your trailer trash way, think can be cured just by airing out your Petri dish, please be advised that medical science has made great strides in the past few decades, and perhaps a consultation with the pharmacist @ the Rite-Aid, or even with a doctor, might be of some help. The FAA is worried that the concentration of sea gulls over your Malibu mansion may soon be interfering w/ air traffic patterns in the greater Los Angeles area. Please have some consideration for the rest of humanity. Thank you. (Just Another Blog™ is so serious that it didn't even use this as an excuse to put pictures of Ms. Spears' unpixelated parts in this item, even though it has access to many such shots.)