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Thursday, May 17, 2007
Human Resources Dep't.: Czar Updates
War Czar: FILLED.
Thanks for all the applications. (Next time this is open, we really will need some four-star applicants, guys.)
World Bank Czar: OPEN.
Start Date: 1 July '07. (We're not sure yet, but this position may not be subject to U. S. taxation. We'll look it up.)
Justice Czar: APPLICATIONS NOW BEING ACCEPTED.
Must be qualified this time. No, really. Texas real estate experience NOT a plus!
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Anything for a Czar Czar?
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