Wednesday, November 22, 2023

Dog Bites Man Again

Stop us if you've heard this one.
Phil Helsel / NBC News:
Ohio Walmart shooter may have been inspired by racist ideology, FBI says  —  The 20-year-old gunman wounded four people in the shooting in Beavercreek on Monday and then shot himself, police said.  —  The gunman who opened fire at Ohio Walmart this week, injuring four people 
Move along, nothing to see here, just another lone wolf w/ mental health issues. Not a terrorist at all.

Meanwhile, a disgruntled gambler throws a fit w/ his car, & because he happened to hit a border checkpoint the fake news goes nuts w/ TERROR! speculation.

This, however, is what should really be concerning us:
Decent human beings, of course, will be celebrating "Don't Buy Shit From Any Damn Corporation" Friday. Indeed, this reporter's pantry is fully laden & he intends not to unlock the front door of his bunker until sometime Fri. afternoon (Or evening, even.) to check the mail.

3 comments:

  1. It used to take Nixon calling out the whole National Guard to shoot 4 people in Ohio. Now any old conservative domestic terrorist can gun down 4 in O-Hi-O!

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  2. We really need to investigate why we're the only country in the world with a mental health problem for [checks notes] mostly white men. Because clearly it's not the guns....

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