WEB OF EVIL (& ENNUI): Uh, If The Dead Body Was Using A Leaf-Blower. Let's Not Jump To Any Conclusions About "Guilt" Here

Wednesday, April 26, 2023

Uh, If The Dead Body Was Using A Leaf-Blower. Let's Not Jump To Any Conclusions About "Guilt" Here

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Sam Borcia / Lake and McHenry County Scanner:
79-year-old man charged with ‘senselessly’ murdering his neighbor who was doing yard work near Antioch
Travis Gettys / Raw Story:   Illinois man shoots leaf-blowing neighbor in the head during argument
Jerry Lambe / Law & Crime:   Elderly man shot neighbor in head during argument over victim's use of leaf blower in his own yard
WLS / ABC7:   Antioch man Ettore Lacchei charged with murdering neighbor over leaf blower
Fox News:   79-year-old Illinois man accused of fatally shooting neighbor in head during argument

Excuse the living fuck out of me, Jerry Lambe of Law & Crime, but the noise from those fucking leaf-blowers does not stop at the sacred & holy property line, you inane buffoon. Use a fucking rake &/or a pushbroom, you fat lazy American slobs.

1 comment:

Ten Bears27 April, 2023 00:04
I get that kind of gas milage: eleven hundred miles to the pint ... in my electric Mini
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