Great Gobs Of Goo Or Something. (Apparently It Isn't Tuna.)

Honest to fucking Gawd, they're cheating & poisoning you sucker-ass chumps, then lying about it. All you need to know:

One of the fastest-growing franchise chains in the world, as of October 2019, Subway had 41,512 locations in more than 100 countries. More than half its locations (23,928 or 57.6%) are in the United States. It also is the largest single-brand restaurant chain, and the largest restaurant operator, in the world. Its international headquarters are in Milford, Connecticut.

Tim Carman / Washington Post:

Subway's tuna is not tuna, but a ‘mixture of various concoctions,’ a lawsuit alleges

Priscilla DeGregory / New York Post:   Subway's tuna doesn't actually have tuna in it, suit claims

Kate Gibson / CBS News:   No tuna in Subway's tuna sandwiches and wraps, lawsuit claims

Bret Gibson / Greensburg Tribune-Review:   Lawsuit: Subway's tuna is not actually tuna, but a ‘mixture of various concoctions’

Elura Nanos / Law & Crime:   Subway, in $5M Lawsuit, Is Accused of Tricking Customers Into Buying Sandwiches Filled With ‘Anything But Tuna’

Jeanette Settembre / Fox News:   Subway accused of selling fake tuna in footlong fraud lawsuit

Jaya Saxena / Eater:   Welcome to Subway Where the Bread Is Cake, a Foot Is 11 Inches, and the Tuna Isn't Tuna (Allegedly)

Mark Frauenfelder / Boing Boing:   Lawsuit alleges Subway tuna sandwich contains no tuna, or fish for that matter