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Sunday, February 23, 2020

Consumer Compare & Contrast

How To Do It:

Priority Mail®, US$9.99; no weight given, but it must weigh more than the one FedEx has crawling across the Bible Belt.
Estimated Arrival: Tomorrow by 2000 hrs.

How Not To Do It:

FedEx SmartPost, US$12.95, weighs 1.1 lb./0.5kg.
Scheduled delivery:
Pending
Really? That's the best you can do? Sad.

FedEx may deserve points for providing a map.
Ha ha. Like hell. What a fucking rip-off. Especially as "FedEx SmartPost" means the FedEx parasites hand the goods over to the U.S.P.S. for final delivery. Just fuck everybody & all their things, w/ a hot poker. Twice.
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2 comments:

  1. DocAmazing23 February, 2020 22:46

    OT: love the Blackhawk badge.

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  2. M. Bouffant24 February, 2020 02:14

    Web Design Consultant Notes:
    The Dread Dormammu's head was the previous occupant, & while Dormammu is more in line w/ the general attitude here his head just doesn't pop (as the kids say) like the Blackhawk logo (which passes for evil easily enough).

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