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Thursday, February 8, 2018

Florida Boy

 Florida Today:
Child rescued after getting stuck inside arcade claw machine
Our headline's misleading; per florida today, not the typical "Florida Humanoid" resolution. Apparently he knew what he was doing:
The boy eventually got his hands on his coveted prize, a stuffed football — and a few others.

"He came out with some toys," Sutton said. "He did end up with what he was after."
There may yet be hope for Floriduh.

Or not. Contemplate the existential agony of
the Beef 'O' Brady's restaurant in the 2800 block of Garden Street
in Titusville, Fla. "See you at Beef's®"
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1 comment:

  1. Feline Mama09 February, 2018 15:36

    Actually, this isn't the first time I read a story like this. Wonder when the Breaking News Story erupts: "Remains of a body of a child found at the bottom of 'Child Toy Claw' found. Story sez, "Appears to be stuck in it for 1 year! Only the smell gave it away. 'KISS' doll still in hand" EEEYYYEEEWWW!

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