Except wouldn't she technically be the third lady rather than the first? "Lady" may also be a stretch here. First Bimbo, perhaps? (Trump knows from bimbos.)
Image allegedly from 2005.
No prude I, but just as I'd prefer not to know exactly how weasel-dicked the G.O.P. presidential candidates are, I, like Trump, prefer the good old days when we had no idea how our First Ladies looked under their designer gowns. Granted, the
"good old days" Trump prefers are the days of political violence, lynching & whatnot. And couldn't Trump afford a bra for his property?
I also note that two of Mr.Trump's three
sex-slawives have been mail-order brides from Central or Eastern European backwaters. I don't believe one needs an advanced degree in psychology to make assumptions about the masculinity, self-confidence & other clichés of a man who can't handle an American woman who can, like, speak & stuff, & whose breasts aren't augmented.
Doesn't that look just say, "You can't afford to touch this breast."?
ReplyDeleteI dunno, man. She's pretty goddam hot.
ReplyDeleteAlso, too, I would very much like to see a scantily clad Michelle Obama...
Those things cost a lot of money, W.D.
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Insult Editor:
ReplyDeleteYou break 'em, you bought em!
While Malaria is not unattractive (in a tawdry physical way, neck down) that permanent Zoolander expression she wears is very off-putting. Can't she close her mouth all the way?
Great link. Poor woman's eyes got even slittier after the work. Is English their second or third language?
Such a great blog and post...."3rd Lady".....ha ha ha ha...
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