Yeah, & millions of Americans believe there is a giant fairy in the sky who's watching them masturbate. Believe all you want, doesn't make it true! (And does the imaginary "Prince of Peace" really find it appropriate to purchase a weapon to celebrate his alleged birthday? Doubt it. "Swords into plowshares", baby!)Presidential candidate Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) said that he bought a gun on Christmas Eve and will use it to protect his family — and America — against ISIS.
“I’m a strong supporter of the second amendment. I have a right to protect my family if someone were to come after us,” Rubio said on Face the Nation. “In fact, if ISIS were to visit us, or our communities, at any moment, the last line of defense between ISIS and my family is the ability that I have to protect my family from them, or from a criminal, or anyone else who seeks to do us harm. Millions of Americans feel that way.”
And shouldn't little compensating Marco, as a frightened Republican, already have a gun or fifty? I mean, he's not much of an American w/o a hogleg, is he? Hope he bought hiss'ef a real gun too, not just some sissy handgun. His brave & noble stand against a "visit" from ISIS won't last long if they have AK variants & he just has a squirt-gun.
And while Marco plugging himself or a family member while posing w/ his new toy would be the ultimate lesson for these idjits, you can bet that even if he really did buy a gun he probably hasn't taken it out of the box yet. Did he even buy any ammo?
I'd be willing to bet actual folding money that he bought a chocolate gun, or more likely, that he bought a dildo, thinking it was a gun.
ReplyDelete