Monday, July 13, 2015

Today In Subduction Zones:
“Our operating assumption is that everything west of Interstate 5
will be toast.”

Red gold & green. Jah Rastafari has spoken.
Disaster porn starring the Pacific Northwest. It's several score yrs. overdue, & the P.N.W. is completely unready. Sorry, friends & neighbors. (And neighbours w/ a "u".) We'll miss you.

I'm always disappointed when I wake up & turn on the telly & iNternet, but nothing has blown up, no one's gone on a killing spree & nature hasn't (yet) struck back at you rotten humanoids, but this gives me hope. Maybe when it happens it'll make the Yellowstone super-volcano explode too. Hope is all we have.

1 comment:

  1. [slowly waves goodbye as coastal mountain range slips violently into the sea]

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