Those fat fucks at the Onion are
snooping on me:
Suggestions that DaemonX could simply be a crazed vagrant using the internet at a public library have largely been dismissed, with Twitter users noting that his needlessly vulgar and aggressive tweets personally attacking “fat fuck” celebrities and other people he has never met often occur as late as 2 a.m.
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Sources have also confirmed that DaemonXwhoever, whose comments on a recent Slate story headlined “The Hard Truth About Obesity” included “Obesity makes ME hard lol” and “Fuk Obama, take your camels back 2 Africa,” must at least possess the mental faculties necessary to have registered with the news website and have kept track of his username and password for each subsequent login.
Pen or pencil & a Post-it®. Not that hard.
As a result, sources added, the man who has claimed on numerous occasions to be the “only 1 who makes any fucking sense, fuck u if ur 2 stupid to take it” presumably interacts freely with dozens of citizens per day without any monitoring whatsoever.
“The scariest thing is knowing that DaemonX isn’t the only one out there,” an anonymous internet user told reporters in an email statement. “There r so many crazy fucking nutsoz in this world that it makes me want to shoot everyone. Those faggots can go die.”
“Fucking faggits,” he added.
And THAT'S when I realized my butt had become sentient and was speaking to me through farts...
ReplyDeleteCan't be about you, oh paranoid one.
ReplyDeleteThe article specifically mentions DaemonX is, "deeply uninformed."
"Fuck u if ur 2 stupid to take it” Editor:
ReplyDeleteI may know too much for my own good (the curse of literacy) but I don't really function in the "outside world." Certainly not on a daily basis.
Nonetheless thrilled w/ the idea of general ranting & raving, making inane & absurd comments & viciously insulting people from relative safety.