Monday, August 19, 2013

Note To Detroit

Would've been a car owner if the Firebird III had been available.
Vrooooomm!!!
But no. No nice things for us, just Detroit shitmobiles. Another fine job by America's morons. How (& why) do they remember to breathe?

4 comments:

  1. Not so sure I want to drive a car with a vertical stabilizer. I want to know why the engineers thought it needed one...

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  2. Streamline Editor:
    Strictly aesthetic, we're sure. (Mast for the radio antenna?) We like the way it's painted to look as if it has a real rudder. The canards were what really sold us.

    The Ford Nucleon is the one we'd worry about. Plus it looks like a fucking pick-up, & they can't decide if it needs stabilizers or not.

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  3. Would get even more points if it could swim, too.
    ~

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