God The Truant

Here's a big fucking surprise: America's Christians are as likely to let the air out of you (or their parents) w/ a metal projectile as any other driven-to-psychosis victim of America's Dream, Gawd in their school or not.

The Associated Press

MOSES LAKE – A 14-year-old boy has been arrested for allegedly shooting his parents, according to Moses Lake police.

Officers responded to a call at a home where they found two adults with gunshot wounds.

The Columbian Basin Herald identified the two adults as the boy’s parents. They were taken to an out-of-area hospital for treatment.

Police provided no further details on the incident.

According to school officials, the boy is a student at Moses Lake Christian Academy.

A dance scheduled for Saturday has been canceled because of the incident.

So, Mike Huckabee, you fat, stupid jerk, do you think the Moses Lake Christian Academy has taken G-d out of their classrooms?

We will grant the Bible-thumpers that, name or not, the Moses Lake Christian Academy may not be a true Christian school. The allegedly murderous little Christian bastard wasn't much of a shot, was he? Surely a real Christian school's students would be taught responsibility for their safety by practicing until they could take out mom, dad or whomever the hell w/ a head shot at 100 yds. Someone should make damn sure the Moses Lake Christian Academy isn't brain-washing students w/ New Testament turn-the-other-cheek fairy stuff.