Zombie Hunting
[Stuff expands to fill the space available. —Ed.]To appeal to millennials, the industry has taken a cue from Hollywood and the video game industry, turning shooting ranges into "Zombie" hunts. Zombie Industries markets 3-D dummies of the undead that either "bleed" zombie goo when you shoot them or "burst into little pieces of blood soaked Zombie matter." This model is disturbingly called "The Ex."
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I believe that they believe that life is like the movies.
ReplyDeleteIt's not.
And from a technical perspective, they're shooting at 5 meters with that as a backdrop?
ReplyDeleteThey fully deserve what comes flying back at them.
Ricochet Editor:
ReplyDeleteStupid in every way possible.
I suppose you jerks think this bothers me.
ReplyDeleteEditor Jerk:
ReplyDeleteThat's not even one of your people (except she doesn't breathe either); she has all her flesh.