Figured if we slept 'til the crack of noon the 55th annual Great American Race, having started at 0900 our time, would be over & done w/, but no. (If these goobers can watch this crap for five hrs. straight, why do none of them have the attention span to see & understand what's really going on in this scab of a nation?)
Still quite the metaphor for these United Snakes: Where glibertarians resisting the oppression of gov't. regulation once ran from the Revenuers like the cowards they are, now a collection of drones drive in a circle or whatever, they & their cars covered in adverts for the very corporations that make their lives horrors of consumption & conformity, stopping only for horrible accidents or demonstrations of road rage from the drivers.
We had forgotten how un-exciting the pit stops are. And are disappointed that no driver has been thrown from his/her car into the stands, causing death & permanent injury to spectators. You hicks aren't going fast enough yet.
Evidently a few people were hurt pretty badly at yesterday's pre-stupidity shitshow of a "race" when a cracker's car crashed and sent a bunch of parts into the stands. So there's that.
ReplyDelete(If these goobers can watch this crap for five hrs. straight, why do none of them have the attention span to see & understand what's really going on in this scab of a nation?)
ReplyDeleteThey see it, and they like it.
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But Bouffant. They all are turning LEFT!!
ReplyDeleteOval Editor:
ReplyDeleteWe'd still like to see a driver thrown loose.
Three lefts do make a right, y'know.