Thursday, January 3, 2013

We Fucking Hate You Fucking Fucks!!

We were contemplating following Andrew Sullivan's lead & moving this mess to a reader-supported basis, but a look at the chart suggests that would be a biiiig mistake.
What the hell?
Thanks for the support, you fucking jerks!

5 comments:

  1. Fed Up Editor:
    We moved the autoplay items as soon as someone bitched about them. Now what's your excuse?

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  2. Probably the cannibal post.

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  3. Wow, if I get like 10 whole page views in a day I'm doing super. But then, you actually post things on your blog. My blahg mostly mocks me silently as I sit there not thinking of things to write.

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  4. Quantity Is Quality Editor:
    Don't beat yourself up about posting. We have you at a disadvantage, being a jobless crazy person w/ little else to do. And we don't even obsess about stats; only reason we saw them was we mis-clicked & noted the sharp fall-off. Which may be the secret: We'll turn anything into an item.

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