WEB OF EVIL (& ENNUI): Screw This Pirate Bullshit

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Screw This Pirate Bullshit

19 September is not fucking "Talk Like a Pirate Day," it is the day gun-shot American president Jimbo Garfield expired, way, way back there in 1881.

Born on this date (in 1980): Canadian songstresses Tegan & Sara.

Other deaths on this date: Skeeter Davis, 2004.Can't get any more mawkish, can you?

UPDATE (1050PDT 19 September 2012): Also, a web log has a birthday.

7 comments:

Sirius Lunacy19 September, 2012 03:52
Aaaarrrrrrrrr!!!

Oops.
I mean, I completely agree!
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Redbeard19 September, 2012 06:32
Also...
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Big Bad Bald Bastard19 September, 2012 15:55
Arr... don't be lookin' at me blog today, matey.
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Substance McGravitas19 September, 2012 18:26
Open up your dethday present
It's a box of fucking nothing.
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J Neo Marvin20 September, 2012 17:27
National Disgruntled Office Seeker Day!
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M. Bouffant23 September, 2012 20:10
Disgruntled Zen Editor:
Nothing is what we want.
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