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Thursday, September 6, 2012

Burnin' 4 U

Sex Goddess Ann Althouse's crush remains unrequited:
Burning on the inside sounds like sex to me*, and that sound is amplified when it's coming out of Bill Clinton's mouth. Clinton's story is permeated with hidden — but not hidden enough! — sexual matters. So if Bill Clinton says that Barack Obama is outwardly cool but he burns on the inside for America, I'm getting the message that Obama is behaving like a gentleman but he really wants to screw us. (And obviously, Obama-haters will say he's been screwing us for 4 years.)
Inspiration.
*What did Meade bring to their marriage?
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4 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©06 September, 2012 15:44

    BOC Lyrics!
    ~

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  2. M. Bouffant06 September, 2012 17:54

    Soft White Underbelly Ed.:
    As writ by our meatspace acquaintance.

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  3. Substance McGravitas06 September, 2012 21:55

    *What did Meade bring to their marriage?

    Help carrying things back from the liquor store.

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  4. M. Bouffant06 September, 2012 21:57

    STD Editor:
    Not exactly what we meant, but isn't co-dependency grand?

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